I DUN GOOFED

Posted: September 30, 2010 in Uncategorized

Looks like those lovely, if gullible, fools at BeefJack.com have uploaded my first article to their website: my Escort Mission.

Good Old Games’ Closure Stunt Was Brilliant Marketing

The idea of the column is for me to take up the unpopular position in a gaming argument, this time stepping directly in front of the anger of teh interwebs at Gog.com’s closure and dramatic rebirth a few days later. How very lovely/stupid of me.

I should also point out that the views and opinions within such articles might not necessarily represent those of myself or Beefjack.com, but definitely those of Geoff Keighley’s secret twin, Arturo Hatstand Keighley.

Look out (!) for articles in various sources scrawled written by me on the following: Hydrophobia, Comic Jumper, Batman: Arkham City (360 Gamer issue 84, £2.99!) and moar

Now, put your pants back on and enjoy:

(tangerine!)

Alive

Posted: September 22, 2010 in Stupidity, Video Games

I shall be updating this blog soon, probably giving it a makeover and forcing myself a gamerscore-point to actually do some writing. In the meantime, I’ve found myself fascinated by pro gaming, especially matches of Quake Live like this:

God Hates a Coward

Posted: August 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

Updatearooney!

Posted: July 29, 2010 in Uncategorized

Now, doesn’t this place look a lot lovelier now? All I need to really make this place sparkle is to move from away UK2.net to remove the horrible advertising buggeration on Fnerk.co.uk – any suggestions for inexpensive, unobtrusive hosts I could switch to would be appreciated.

Also:

So. Very. Quiet!

How about a luxury yacht that turns into a private jet on a whim? No? Screw you, i’ll have both.

Ask me anything you sluts

Oz. I mean, Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Ask me anything you sluts

Don’t sign up for Formspring. D’oh.

Ask me anything you sluts

Brody

Posted: June 30, 2010 in Stupidity, Videos
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Try watching The Pianist now.