I Don't Give A Fnerk

I DUN GOOFED

Fnerk — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 16:53:30 +0000

Looks like those lovely, if gullible, fools at BeefJack.com have uploaded my first article to their website: my Escort Mission.

Good Old Games’ Closure Stunt Was Brilliant Marketing

The idea of the column is for me to take up the unpopular position in a gaming argument, this time stepping directly in front of the anger of teh interwebs at Gog.com’s closure and dramatic rebirth a few days later. How very lovely/stupid of me.

I should also point out that the views and opinions within such articles might not necessarily represent those of myself or Beefjack.com, but definitely those of Geoff Keighley’s secret twin, Arturo Hatstand Keighley.

Look out (!) for articles in various sources ~~scrawled~~ written by me on the following: Hydrophobia, Comic Jumper, Batman: Arkham City (360 Gamer issue 84, £2.99!) and moar

Now, put your pants back on and enjoy:

(tangerine!)

Alive

Fnerk — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:03:24 +0000

I shall be updating this blog soon, probably giving it a makeover and forcing myself a gamerscore-point to actually do some writing. In the meantime, I’ve found myself fascinated by pro gaming, especially matches of Quake Live like this:

God Hates a Coward

Fnerk — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:27:07 +0000

Updatearooney!

Fnerk — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:39:03 +0000

Now, doesn’t this place look a lot lovelier now? All I need to really make this place sparkle is to move from away UK2.net to remove the horrible advertising buggeration on Fnerk.co.uk – any suggestions for inexpensive, unobtrusive hosts I could switch to would be appreciated.

Also:

So. Very. Quiet!

Would you rather own a luxury yacht or a private jet?

Fnerk — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:02:37 +0000

How about a luxury yacht that turns into a private jet on a whim? No? Screw you, i’ll have both.

Ask me anything you sluts

What was your favorite TV show as a child?

Fnerk — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:02:06 +0000

Oz. I mean, Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Ask me anything you sluts

What was the best advice you’ve ever received?

Fnerk — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:59:59 +0000

Don’t sign up for Formspring. D’oh.

Ask me anything you sluts

Brody

Fnerk — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:46:32 +0000

Try watching The Pianist now.