WTFnerk

Martin Wharmby is a so-called games critic living in a vastly contrived locale barely inside the North West of England, commonly known as ‘Derbyshire’ in local folklore.

He has a First Class degree in Imaginative Writing from Liverpool John Moores University, which makes him one of the most sexually attractive creatures to have ever existed.

Currently he’s looking for various locations to freelance for, while occasionally forcing his delicious wordgasms into 360 Gamer magazine. He has also provided reviews, features and videogame walkthroughs for Gamebosh.com and CheatsUnlimited.com recently, and news for Gameswire.net.

In the past, he’s written for long-dead but far from forgotten sites VideoGamesLife.com, Gamer.tm and Jolt Online Gaming (pre- play.tm), but he’s relatively sure that none of their demises are down to him. His words have been published in 360 Gamer, PC Zone and 360 magazine because those in charge honestly knew no better at the time.

You can contact him by sending an ‘electronic mail’ to martin [at] fnerk [dot] co [dot] uk should you wish to solicit him for freelance, tell him he has a lovely mane or to volunteer for ‘testing’. He spends the majority of his time as an unrepentant achievement whore on his sixth 360, and does occasionally use his PS3.

You can find him tweeting either using the bar on the left or by following ‘@Fnerk’ on your twitter API of choice, and is available on Facebook via /Fnerk.

He still has no idea why he calls himself Fnerk, why he wears a horse mark or why he insists on referring to himself in the third person for this ‘About Me’ page.